JLI Unlimited (party)

[Del Murder]

The future must be won at all costs, or else it won't happen! This suits us well.

[G13]

Just like that movie, The Deletinator.

[Del Murder]

Attention fellow heroes and villains! I just got word from Election Command that we have a mission before us. We must assign the following duties from within our ranks:

• Minister for the Arts - Captain Bieber
• Minister of Communication - thelivingvillain
• Minister for Foreign Affairs - Viewtiful Prot
• Treasurer - Sir Beardclava

I am happy to take volunteers, however time is short and action must be swift! So I may just assign duties to whoever I feel is best qualified.

In addition we must nominate a Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister to represent the JLI at the united hero council. As your leader, I humbly nominate myself for the Prime Minister position. As for my deputy, I feel that both heroes and villains need representation so I would hope that either Depression Man or thelivingvillain were up to the cause!

Finally, we have these tasks before us:

The Minister of the Arts for each of the parties have to tell us "Which Final Fantasy character is best and why?" There are no regulations for this. You may write an essay, a poem, record a video, do some art, whatever you think will win you the most votes. Make it interesting though, or I'll laugh at you!

The Minister for Communication of each party has an important job in this round too. Your role is to run an effective smear campaign against the other parties and party leaders and/or members. Note: Keep it within forum rules, you dolts. Otherwise, go wild. There is no limit on this, but the better you smear, the more votes you will get!

Time is not on our side, but as I proved when deleted a portion of space-time to go back and save Palindroma's cookies from burning*, great things can be done quickly.

*see Super Delete Presents #47

[Navi]

bump

[Del Murder]

What's this? A scout for that vile fiend Dr Yams?!?

[kotora]

Seeing how I'm in the music arts and whatnot, I think the choice should be fairly obvious here for minister of arts.

[theundeadhero]

As you may be able to tell now that the facts are out I used my Psyray gun on Election Booth days ago and began a campaign of smear. You see, I desire that Ministry of Communication office for other plans once I have completed the joys of smearing. Does the JLI dare to stand in my way?

[Christmas]

Shouldn't a retired zombie just stay in his retirement grave? The radiation from Japan is bad enough already, we dun want to have your stench added into it!

[Del Murder]

Seeing how I'm in the music arts and whatnot, I think the choice should be fairly obvious here for minister of arts.

As you may be able to tell now that the facts are out I used my Psyray gun on Election Booth days ago and began a campaign of smear. You see, I desire that Ministry of Communication office for other plans once I have completed the joys of smearing. Does the JLI dare to stand in my way?

Excellent. With you two at these posts the scores are now in our favor:

JLI - 2
Future - 0

[Sir Lancealot]

I'll be Treasurer.

[Del Murder]

Excellent. Our treasurer needs to be someone trustworthy, and who is more trustworthy than a man with an exceptionally long beard?

That just leaves two positions, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Deputy Prime Minister. It should be known that someone who already has a role can also run for Deputy PM.

As for Minister of FA, well if no one else volunteers for that position I may just assign it myself. Who will I assign it to? Well, let's just say the JLI always has an ACE up its seleve.

Also, registration for this team is still very much open. Members from parties who did not make the cut, fear not! You are welcome at JLI headquarters with open arms. Just speak to Mr. Completely Harmless Man for your registration form where you will submit your name, power, secret identity and known weaknesses. I also want to thank Mr. CHM for his recent additions of the latter two items to the form. They are most helpful in emergencies. You have become quite an asset to us!

[kotora]

How many hours until we're supposed to have final fantasy character thing done?

[Agent Proto]

Okay, I'll be our Minister of Foreign Affairs.

[theundeadhero]

I was hoping another villain would step up to be Deputy Prime Minister but since they haven't and time is short I will fill the role.

[Depression Moon]

There is no purpose for my existence on this board?