JLI Unlimited (party)

[Madonna]

That sounds depressing.

[Jiro]

Suddenly, the urge to /wrists

[Del Murder]

*deletes the depression aura*

A great job from Captain Bieber acknowledging Cloud as the everyman hero. A true effort in the name of justice!

Voting has started. Don't forget to vote, heroes and villains!

[Hollycat]

locks thread

[Election Booth]

Make sure all of the JLI and BoE votes! Just send me a mognet message with your vote, plus an area of EoFF that concerns you! See the main thread for details!

[Del Murder]

I have sent reminders to my team. JLI ROLL CALL!

[Agent Proto]

I have done my duty and voted!

[Del Murder]

Excellent, Viewtiful Prot. For those efforts I hereby promote you to JLI Gold Team.

[kotora]

I voted like 2 days ago

[Election Booth]

Captain Bieber speaks the truth. In fact, he was the first of anyone to vote. Promotions are necessary for him also.

[Del Murder]

I am pleased to hear this. For those efforts you are not only promoted to JLI Gold Team, but I think it is appropriate to name Captain Bieber the JLI Gold Team Captain. Your golden voice will command legions of preteen girls to rally for our cause.

I am also pleased to see that the JLI remains to fight internet crime for another round. Let's keep up the good fight! If other parties wish to join us in our crusade then they are most welcome to.

[Aerith's Knight]

Good, my vote didn't go to waste.

[Del Murder]

Here are our tasks for this round. Viewtiful Prot and Sir Beardclava, this is for you:

The Minister for Foreign Affairs: your job is to choose one website on the internet with which to merge, invade or destroy. EoFF needs more power! You must provide justification, and a strategy for actually doing so. Your battle plan is to be sent to me via mognet message!

The Treasurer: your job is to design a "Get Rich Quick" scheme for EoFF so that it can become an independent entity. EoFF has been owned by a non-Cid for too long, it's time to take it back for the people! The only requirement for this task is that it is awesome. Mognet message it to me when you're done.

Both tasks are hereby given 48 hours to complete.

Don't let the JLI down! THE INTERNET STILL NEEDS YOUR HOPE

[Aerith's Knight]

The Treasurer: your job is to design a "Get Rich Quick" scheme for EoFF so that it can become an independent entity. EoFF has been owned by a non-Cid for too long, it's time to take it back for the people! The only requirement for this task is that it is awesome. Mognet message it to me when you're done.

Both tasks are hereby given 48 hours to complete.

Simple, really. You get all the veterans and current users, and I mean all of them, to move to a site called Eyes off final fantasy, make it EXACTLY the same as this one, only on a cheap/free server. The EoFF value plummets, and you can but it all up with the ad money made from EoffFF.

[Jiro]

We tried this already. OMGMG folded