JLI Unlimited (party)

***Del Murder*** · 03-12-2011, 05:12 AM

EoFF Still Needs Your Help!

Justice League of the Internet...assemble!

Fellow citizens! Your forums have once again called upon you to deliver great justice! 5 years ago we successfully defended EoFF from danger, but evil is again afoot and it is up to us to stop it. Together we can dispatch trolls with punches of unfazedness, spambots with kicks to the trash, and flamers with icy cold waters of mediation.

This is an election party, but it is also much more than that. Because we are not just trying to win the elections, we are trying to

WIN THE FUTURE!

This party stands for:

Justice
Truth
The warn button
Ban hammers
Repping posts that take down the forces of EVIL
Puppies

So if you want to sign up, make sure you tell me your hero name and hero power. I will change your name in order to keep your true identity a secret. All heroes must do this. It's the law, and heroes must up hold the law.

But wait...there's more!

Do you prefer sarcasm over sincerity? Do you enjoy spending your time multi-quoting every post that disagrees with you? Do you get a rush every time you notice someone's grammar is wrong? Then you you might actually be a villain, and not fit for the JLI. But that's ok, every hero team needs a villain team.

If you wish to be a villain and join the Brotherhood of Elitists, feel free to do so. The JLI and BoT are both part of the same party, like two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other. If you do wish to be a villain, say so and state your villain name and villain occupation (all villains have some sort of weird occupation).

Current Roster

Justice League of the Internet

Super Delete - power of deletion
Sir Beardclava - rapid facial hair extensions
Captain Bieber - powers over young girls
Mr. Completely Harmless Man - completely harmless of course!
Viewtiful Prot - just that ACE
The Ultimate Warrior - power slam / Ultimate splash

Brotherhood of Elitists

Lord Michnaid - tyrant ruler of Michaidia
Dr Yams - mad scientist
Depression Man - tollbooth worker
thelivingvillain - retired zombie

**G13** · 03-12-2011, 05:20 AM

You got villains already!?

***Del Murder*** · 03-12-2011, 05:22 AM

Where would SD be without his classic villains? I should email those old boys and see if they want to play. I bet Nait would.

**fire_of_avalon** · 03-12-2011, 06:01 AM

If you get Yams back in here to goof, I will abandon every other part for this one.

***Loony BoB*** · 03-12-2011, 08:06 AM

I fully approve of any venture towards increasing activity by means of bringing back old members, however I notice a distinct lack of gestures towards bringing in new members. It's apparent in today's world that old-style heroes are no longer accepted by the masses, whilst new-style heroes - dark, gritty types - are all the rage. What are your thoughts on this? Will you change in order to gain more members? If not, what methods do you intend to use in order to gain the majority vote?

***Del Murder*** · 03-12-2011, 08:22 AM

I apologize, Captain Chocobo, if my recruitment ad was misleading. The JLI welcomes heroes and villains of any type, old and new. Every team needs some 'dark gritty' heroes to balance out those of us who shine brightly as beacons of justice. They are certainly welcome amongst our ranks.

***Loony BoB*** · 03-12-2011, 08:39 AM

I have started up the Newbie Party but I assure you, of the parties that were already in existence, I held yours in the highest regard. I fully approve of your agenda and hope the best party wins. Preferrably the Newbie Party. But otherwise the JLI.