I never said I wanted to use Old English.

Also most people might think Shakespeare would be how Elizabethan English (Early Modern English) was commonly used, but remember that the majority of his work is poetry, not prose. Much Ado About Nothing is an example of a work that consists largely of prose so one should keep that in mind when reading his works. (To tell if the specific passage is poetry or prose look at capitalization. Prose will follow standard conventions, poetry will always have the first letter of the line capitalized in addition to standard conventions.)

It is reductio ad absurdum to go back to how a language was in the past. By that same logic is would be reductio ad absurdum to resist the evolution of a language. Like it or not, you use British English, I use Standard American English.