Arse Hair

[Timekeeper]

[Citizen Bleys]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

I am confused as to why you are confused about this.

Also, this thread is loaded with TMI!

Bloody hell...

[Vyk]

Well we've had extremely in depth discussions on our preferred peeing methods. Why not in depth discussions on preferred butt-wiping and grooming methods

[NorthernChaosGod]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

[Psychotic]

How the Christ did this turn into an actual conversation about arse hair?

Did you not see the big banner at the top proudly proclaiming "Eyes on Final Fantasy"?

[Jiro]

Posting in epic thread

[G13]

[Mikztsu]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

(SPOILER) Male nurse here

[DMKA]

It's official: We've ran out of things to talk about on EoFF. We've discussed every concievable topic ever.

We have no where to go but up.

[Jentleness]

We have no where to go but up.

I'm sure there was no intended pun in that statement...

[Yeargdribble]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

(SPOILER) Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

[G13]

Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

[Mikztsu]

So do you guys sit or stand to wipe?

Why would anyone stand whilst wiping their own arse? :O I stand when I wipe other people's asses and genitals though.

(SPOILER) Male nurse here

Dude, this has turned into a massive storm of controversy in every other place I've seen the topic. Half sit, half stand. Each half can't believe the other exists and they all begin arguing about how their is the preferred method. It turns ugly fast.

Oh I see, won't go there then. Although I'd love to see reasoning behind standing while wiping and how it is practical. I imagine it could make your cheeks dirty because when you stand up, your asscheeks kinda squeeze together again. :o/

[Timekeeper]

Standing vs. Sitting - the next sodavpop debate.

I said this exact thing to Jiro when the topic was first brought up. Quit stealing my thoughts from my head!

[Remon]

Why would you want to stand? Something might unexpectedly fall down and get you dirty. Sitting is much safer.