Arse Hair

[Timekeeper]

STANDING
PROS: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

CONS: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

Sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but I can assure you that is not the case.

SITTING
PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.

I believe this guy has it right, and that whichever side you're on, the other side is weird. Article.

[Remon]

The hand in the water never happens. So sitting ftw

[NorthernChaosGod]

I only know of one friend whom stands and we all think he's weird.

[Vyk]

How is it harder to cover all surface area? Your cheeks are more spread when you're bent over the pot. Plus ALL you have to worry about is wiping, where as standing you have to be conscious of not letting your cheeks go together, try to still hover over the bowl somewhat, and possibly keep your pants from going around your ankles. Too many things to worry about. Just lean forward and get your job done

[spirit]

I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

[Rantz]

EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

[spirit]

DONT neuter...dont.

[Yeargdribble]

I use clippers for the entire job and hope I do neuter myself.

We all hope this. For the good of humanity we're all with you on this one.

[Vyk]

EoFF, you've outdone yourself.

Indeed, but as long as its done either maturely or civilly, I'm willing to discuss pretty much any topic!

[Citizen Bleys]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

[NorthernChaosGod]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

[Remon]

Yeah, what's wrong with wiping your ass? Or don't you? O_O Now that's weird.

[Agent Proto]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The better question is: what is wrong with you?

Exactly, first you bring up strawberry ballsacks and now you instigated a conversation about arse hair. There is something wrong with you, Bleys, and frankly, I quite like it.

[Citizen Bleys]

This entire thread was a sarcastic rejoinder to the reaction obtained in my rant about English. It was not meant to be four pages long.

As for the ballsack thing, well, it does.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's what you get for posting this on the internet.