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    OK, it's become obvious what my public wants, and that's banal commentary about arse hair. So, how about that arse hair? What is your favourite arse hair shampoo? Heh, I said poo. Personally, I favour Selssun Blue for my head, but Pantene Pro-V for my arse. There is no such thing as inappropriate pampering of one's arse hair.

    So: how do YOU take care of your arse hair?

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    Poor Bleys, gets no respect!

    As much as I have always enjoyed your moments of zany humor, I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm.

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    every once in a while I shave them off
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    Grin

    it's difficult to remove, hence I sort of just filter out my memories of female anuses

    so like how their farts don't smell, women don't have arse hair.

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    Arse hair eh? I'm with PG on this one. 'nuff said.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I have a standing appointment with a nice lady that takes care of this business for me.

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    The Arse Hair Gnomes



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    Bleys, don't be sarcastic.

    Also, sidenote.

    Arse hair is a kind of add-on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jentleness View Post
    I feel this thread is dripping with sarcasm.
    You picked up on that, did you?

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    I would braid mine into a dwarven battle-stache if it didn't pose certain... complications.
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    Kiss my arse.

    This reminds me about something rubah told me. -_-

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    Because Shiny was the last poster, I read the topic as : "Shiny arse hair" XD
    This thread is pretty disgusting.

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    Debating whether to get a keratin treatment or perm for my arse hair.


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    I just dyed mine pink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remon View Post
    "Shiny arse hair"
    Race you to the patent office

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