OK, it's become obvious what my public wants, and that's banal commentary about arse hair. So, how about that arse hair? What is your favourite arse hair shampoo? Heh, I said poo. Personally, I favour Selssun Blue for my head, but Pantene Pro-V for my arse. There is no such thing as inappropriate pampering of one's arse hair.
So: how do YOU take care of your arse hair?