Oh the "lies and political slander" thing is actually a legit thing to say here!
Oh the "lies and political slander" thing is actually a legit thing to say here!
Nice try 501st! Seems the JLI have been one step ahead of you with using the powers of the press to express the truth and revealing the Pretty Princess porn ring. You're one step behind, just as you will be when the elections results are revealed!
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When pokémon die, they are not gone forever. They become ghost types. Iceglow and Lynx even have a couple ghost types on their teams. Also the bond between a trainer and his/her pokémon takes years to fully mature. A trainer of the master caliber has an unbreakable bond with their team. While it is true that some trainers do not care for their pokémon properly, we make our best effort to show these wayward trainers the path to harmony with pokémon. If needed, then through battle.
Though it is true that the princesses would like their own pet Skittys, it is only through a respectable and experienced breeder. (Skitty breeding is one of the trickier processes due to the species being entirely female)
It's true. Julbacca and I were once together. I gave him the gift of undeath as an expression of love and he reveled in it. He then tore out my heart! I've since put my heart back in place as well as I could but his gift of undeath can never be taken away. He hides it well, maybe to hide his shame, but I would do anything to hurt him these days.
Kiss me you fools
Jiro trusts the 501st? Oh, Jiro. How one can fall so far.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Your livingdeadgirl looks pretty trashy to me. How can we take the word of a lady of the night of the living dead as truth? True, Julbacca's been with a lot of women, there's a detailed account of it in the Writer's Corner! Sometimes women don't get a second turn at the Baccanator and get a little cheesed off. And then there's the feud between my party and the recently re-deceased Zombie party to take into consideration. If he had a relationship with this livingdeadgirl and if she turned him undead then he certainly wouldn't be part of a party who abhors the very mention of a shambling corpse. That would mean, by default, he would hate himself, and his narcissistic nature and massive ego are proof enough to me that this "breaking story" would be better off published in the Galactic Inquirer.
You of the JLI, however, seem to be hiding something. The lot of you consort with villains for crying out loud! What kind of heroes are you to be protecting the streets of EoFF? You who claim truth in your motto but deal with crooks and even hide away your very identities! I think voters will see who the greater of two delicious evils is here.
Hint: It's us. But at least we're straight shooters!
Notice how his version of your banner thingy has his claws destroying the fist.
Also the feud was never with your party. It was the apocalypse party the zombies fought with. They brought you into the fight. His vigor in attacking the undead is likely to hide his own zombie status.
You deserve a medal for such a feat!
Voters who do not wish to see our innocent newbies being fed to random space monsters should never listen to him. Below is a pic of the unholy ritual they conduct on newbies.You of the JLI, however, seem to be hiding something. The lot of you consort with villains for crying out loud! What kind of heroes are you to be protecting the streets of EoFF? You who claim truth in your motto but deal with crooks and even hide away your very identities! I think voters will see who the greater of two delicious evils is here.
Newbie 108753759 being thrown to the sarlaac with the vicious Mandalore laughing away!
Notice how my banner is of my Mandalorian heritage. I'm not of the Legion, I'm a hired gun to lead the Legion. Likewise, my partner in crime is my hireling to help whip them into shape.
You remember that part where the Zombies beat us, right? And you should definitely remember all that trash talk you yourself flung our way. All that Ban-Kai and ninjitsu talk and summonings of flaming Ametseru's! Surely you remember that!
Why would I ever do this!? I've witnessed this exact same horror twice before! It's horrible! I wouldn't wish it on anybody!
You've stirred bad memories, Christmas.
Edit: Is that a whirlpool in that sarlacc's maw?
Ha! I got a survivor who managed to survive your onslaught! He is in a secured location getting treated by the doctors! We will know the truth when the doctors are done with him!
Also, I got news that you are cheating on your girlfriend with Jennifer Aniston! Does that made you the arch enemy of all faithful men and women of EOFF?
NO WONDER SHE REFUSE TO JOIN YOUR PARTY!
EDIT: That is the whirlpool of souls filled with hatred after what you had done to them!
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That was Spring of 2010! Before I ever met Ellie! D:
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD FLAME!? I RISKED MY LIFE AND TO GET HOLD OF THIS EXCLUSIVE PICTURE BELOW.
HOW COULD YOU!? TRYING TO MURDER HER AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH HER! ARE YOU EOFF NO 1 PUBLIC ENEMY OR WAT!?
PS: Jennifer Aniston is still alive people, no worries. We all know our Mandalore sux at shooting, even at point blank range!
Are there no honest politicians any more? I seem to be the only trustworthy person around here!