Given that party members are being encouraged by yourself to spread lies about honest politicians, I would say that you are the most guilty member here, Election Booth.
Given that party members are being encouraged by yourself to spread lies about honest politicians, I would say that you are the most guilty member here, Election Booth.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
^This man speaks the truth.
But I really did point a gun at Jennifer Aniston's head.
Stop making romantic comedies and agree to a Friends reunion!
We will not disclose the name of the poor victims as a sign of respect for the dead and also to protect their family members and loved ones from the 501th Legion. I heard they will feed the whole family to the sarlaac to complete the package.
Oh, that's horrible. Is this happening to this day, Christmas?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
This is an outrage! After all I've done for your newbie's BoB, you're going to sit here an believe this pack of lies!? That newbie probably thought it was a swimming pool and jumped in! It's a desert! Even I'd chance it on Tatooine if I came across a sarlacc with a mouthful of water!
It is happening to this minute to this moment. Countless newbies are being fed to the Sarlaac as we speak by that sick Mandalore.
This is an outrage! After all I've done for your newbie's BoB, you're going to sit here an believe this pack of lies!? That newbie probably thought it was a swimming pool and jumped in! It's a desert! Even I'd chance it on Tatooine if I came across a sarlacc with a mouthful of water!
WE GOT A WITNESS FROM THE POKE PARTY!!! READ YOUR OWN THREAD! THE POST IS IN GREEN!!
And Julbacca didn't deny it either.
Perhaps you should put a fence around your deathtraps.
What I find equally shocking is that our current 'leader', Psychotic, allowed for this to go on during his reign. The same Psychotic that has joined up with the Poké Party.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
The same Psychotic that insert butt plug on bunny and raped LITTLE MANUS (or more undisclosed victims).
As the current vice president I assure you that we have tried numerous times to push a search for all possession of sarlaccs and other high danger life forms. However, one member of the executive board (elected from the 501st)has been filibustering on every single proposal. Such member is currently going by the label Super Delete. He by extension allows the sacrifice of innocent newbies to a horrific death.
I've done the nasty with a lot of nasties, but even a zombie is below my standards. The fact that you people would believe such blatant lies is both disheartening and sad.
Some women just can't handle the pain of being rejected by the Baccanator.
He thought it was a pool. Mandalore jumped in to rescue him, why else would he have gone down there a second time?! That place is nigh on eternal torment.
And why do you not have at least warning signs, a fence and someone filling the sarlacc with explosives and concrete? Because you secret WANT to off the voters after you were slaughtered in the polls last year no doubt.
Also I keep reading Baccanator as Baconator. You are now a fast food hamburger. Zombie fast food burger.
Clearly I am not a zombie then, zombies wouldn't eat a zombie.
As for the sarlaac, I generally find that a huge, gaping maw filled with sharp teeth and long tentacles is foreboding enough on its own. Why would we off the voters? We need the voters' support to pick the true party to lead.
The fact that my colleague, Mandalore, risked his life for someone after already having gone through the pains of the sarlaac speaks volumes.
Zombie Wookies would.
You are right that the tentacles, teeth and whirlpool of souls filled with hatred is forbidding enough to keep everything at least a mile or 6 away. So the only way for a poor newbie to fall in is for him/her to be thrown in by your sadistic party.