Quote Originally Posted by thelivingvillain View Post
Nice try 501st! Seems the JLI have been one step ahead of you with using the powers of the press to express the truth and revealing the Pretty Princess porn ring. You're one step behind, just as you will be when the elections results are revealed!
Your livingdeadgirl looks pretty trashy to me. How can we take the word of a lady of the night of the living dead as truth? True, Julbacca's been with a lot of women, there's a detailed account of it in the Writer's Corner! Sometimes women don't get a second turn at the Baccanator and get a little cheesed off. And then there's the feud between my party and the recently re-deceased Zombie party to take into consideration. If he had a relationship with this livingdeadgirl and if she turned him undead then he certainly wouldn't be part of a party who abhors the very mention of a shambling corpse. That would mean, by default, he would hate himself, and his narcissistic nature and massive ego are proof enough to me that this "breaking story" would be better off published in the Galactic Inquirer.

You of the JLI, however, seem to be hiding something. The lot of you consort with villains for crying out loud! What kind of heroes are you to be protecting the streets of EoFF? You who claim truth in your motto but deal with crooks and even hide away your very identities! I think voters will see who the greater of two delicious evils is here.

Hint: It's us. But at least we're straight shooters!