I've done the nasty with a lot of nasties, but even a zombie is below my standards. The fact that you people would believe such blatant lies is both disheartening and sad.

Some women just can't handle the pain of being rejected by the Baccanator.

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This is an outrage! After all I've done for your newbie's BoB, you're going to sit here an believe this pack of lies!? That newbie probably thought it was a swimming pool and jumped in! It's a desert! Even I'd chance it on Tatooine if I came across a sarlacc with a mouthful of water!

WE GOT A WITNESS FROM THE POKE PARTY!!! READ YOUR OWN THREAD! THE POST IS IN GREEN!!

And Julbacca didn't deny it either.
He thought it was a pool. Mandalore jumped in to rescue him, why else would he have gone down there a second time?! That place is nigh on eternal torment.