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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    There is no ballsacks aside


    Fine then, if strawberries were checkers, then a 'ballsack' strawberry would be the king of strawberrys, which it is.


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    I like the second one better but i dont think Im one to judge since I also like my strawberries a little after the ripe stage when theyve gone a bit soft
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    It says a lot about humanity that the ballsack strawberry is more popular.

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    Freud was right?

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    Bigger strawberries are often more watery and have less taste!

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    I'm not a big fan of eating strawberries, but sometimes I like having them. During those times, nothing annoys me more than a small strawberry. I want to be able to eat more than that without having to move on to the next one! So for me, the second one is freakin' glorious.
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    The first one is best for when you need a strawberry for decoration. The second is perfect for a snack.

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    I'd go with the first one. I normally don't eat strawberries, and odds are they're priced by weight and not per berry. There's no real benefit with choosing the larger one, so I see no reason not to go with the one that would look better for decorating a cake or something.


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    they both look good to me

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    First one looks like a swollen nipple and the second one like mentioned, some funny looking nutsack?

    I will choose the first one cause my mouth isn't big enough to fit the second in at one go.

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    you could give it a try!

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    I got an image to take care of! I won't be receiving flowers and gifts if I try to stuff an oversized strawberry into my mouth infront of a crowd will I?

    EDIT: I once stuffed a whole watermelon into my mouth when no one is looking!

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    Exactly who said anything about doing it in front of a crowd silly

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    He just wants you to do it in front of him :kauberry:

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