For people who claim the other party's leader is a sick nazi these Poke guys seem to have a well oiled propaganda machine that dr. Goebbels himself would be proud of.
don't like nazis? Take up the fight for justice and vote for us!
For people who claim the other party's leader is a sick nazi these Poke guys seem to have a well oiled propaganda machine that dr. Goebbels himself would be proud of.
don't like nazis? Take up the fight for justice and vote for us!
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
For those you less inclined to prove Godwin's Law, use your head and let reason lead you to the Poké Party.
I barely escaped that hedonistic bird's nest with that evidence. Were lighting better, more horrors would probably come to light. I am never going near there again.
Now you have Lynx to supply you with pictures!Originally Posted by PsychoticWalrein
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BREAKING NEWS: SICK SCIENTIST LOONY BOB CONDUCTS DEPRAVED EXPERIMENTS ON NEWBIE PARTY MEMBERS?!
PS: Cute picture btw!!
Sorry for the delay my friends, but apparently my university feels that internet is an unnecessary construct and sees fit to have it crash constantly on my laptop. I would be sending angry emails, but alas...
But now onto the important business. I promised you an update and here it comes! The Deputy Prime Ministerial and Prime Ministerial Candidates, you have a debate-esque task ahead of you. However, I couldn't decide which of the citizen's suggestions to use, so I'm going to make you work a bit harder.
I'm not going to stipulate which member does what, but I want proposals from each of the parties on the following subjects:
- Inactives: What should we do with the dead weight?
- The Front Site: Does it need improving? If so, how?
- Boring EoFF: Do we need more events, and what sorts? Give suggestions and they may come true!
- Avatars: Is 80x80 really enough? Or should we return to the golden 60x60 days?
Now there's quite a few topics there, and it's going to be a challenge. The first two topics are due in 48 hours from the time of this post, and the next two topics are due a further 48 hours after that. I'll try and remind you all!
Other ministers and ordinary party members are encouraged to contribute ideas to this. But I want to see a fun yet constructive view on all of them. After all, that's what wins you votes!
Let me repeat. The first two topics are to be mognet messaged to me within 48 hours. These proposals should contain the entirety of your argument - I'm not going to let you officially respond to any other proposal. Feel free to misconstrue their words to villify them, though.
I'm sure you'll all figure it out in the end. Best of luck to you all!
PS if you are uncertain of something, ask me. I don't bite much, and it's only soft and sensual. But seriously, I will clarify anything that you need clarified.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
An avatars debate? You might as well smurfing thrown it up there as a Pop v Soda debate, jesus.
The only correct answer is soft drink.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I love you.The only correct answer is soft drink.
BREAKING NEWS: SICK SCIENTIST LOONY BOB CONDUCTS DEPRAVED EXPERIMENTS ON NEWBIE PARTY MEMBERS?!
After last week's report about Loony BoB attempting to sell drugs to unsuspecting newbies, our top man, Genius Lynx, decided to see just how far the rabbit hole goes. What he found shocked him to the core, and he barely escaped with his life to bring you this fantastic image.
Deep within his foul lair, the wicked scientist Loony BoB has the poor members of the Newbie Party under his thrall. Pictured, we can carry him carrying out depraved experiments on Flying Arrow, Christmas, ScottyRedXIII, Shaibana, and boris no no.
It seems the entire Newbie Party was a front, designed to lure naive and trusting members into the spider's web, so that his disgusting urges and manaical fantasies could be carried out.
With the Newbie Party apparent favourites in the election, I must now make this appeal to neutral voters. Do you really want to allow, nay, endorse, a regime such as this one? Do you really want your Prime Minister to be a sick modern day Dr Mengele? Do you really want Team Rocket to swoop in and steal all of your Pokémon?
Do the right thing. Vote Poké Party, before the world is consumed by Loony "Giovanni" BoB's vile ego.
BREAKING NEWS: WHAT HAPPENED TO INNOCENT NEWBIES WHEN THEY JOIN EOFF!?
Do the right thing. Vote Newbie Party, before the world is consumed by Psychotic's lust.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
WHAT IF BOTH OF THEM ARE RIGHT
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Well in my business you learn quickly that often there is no such thing as truth, only what sells papers and what doesn't.
We Newbie Party work together for the better of EoFF! We have a mission to reveal the dirty truths of the other parties to the public! We are no Shinra Corporation that will use any unscrupulous means for profit!
This just in:
PokeParty members admit to having horrible taste in webcomics.
Hey hey hey, don't blame me for all of this. She brought that filthy B^U rag onto this forum, I am merely using her own weapon against her.
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