"The Warrior of Light is watching over these elections, so don't piss him off."
Ladies and gentlemen, quinas and pupus, the first voting round is closed and results are in! After painstakingly double checking, triple checking and then quadruple checking just because I like the number four, we have the parties going through to the next round.
Now, previously (and just to add suspense) it was a two-party race. Last year exemplified this. There were a number of large parties and they all eventually folded to yield just two super powers. But when you only have two sides of a coin, you miss out on the edge. So, EoFF, this year we're bringing back the edge.
The parties going through to the next stage are:
- Justice League of the Internet Unlimited
- The Poké Party
- The Newbie Party
That's right. Three of you suckers. This should change the dynamic a tad, shouldn't it?
But we must respectfully acknowledge the efforts of the other three parties. They have done a lot in the pursuit of power and we thank them for making this a more enjoyable occasion! This goes out to you, Princess Party, Cactuar Hemp Taco Party and 501st Legion. We love you guys!
I want to see those smear campaigns continuing strongly, but it's time for your next two tasks.
The Minister for Foreign Affairs: your job is to choose one website on the internet with which to merge, invade or destroy. EoFF needs more power! You must provide justification, and a strategy for actually doing so. Your battle plan is to be sent to me via mognet message!
The Treasurer: your job is to design a "Get Rich Quick" scheme for EoFF so that it can become an independent entity. EoFF has been owned by a non-Cid for too long, it's time to take it back for the people! The only requirement for this task is that it is awesome. Mognet message it to me when you're done.
Both tasks are hereby given 48 hours to complete.
As for the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister, you will be getting tasks in roughly 25 hours. This humble Election Booth has another event to attend to, but there will be an opportunity to inform you all of your missions!
Fun fact: All three of our top parties scored the same number of votes. That's a tight race if ever I saw one!This would be true if it wasn't for ICEGLOW'S VOTE AT THE LAST MINUTE FFFFFUUUUU. But seriously, tight race or what.