The Wolf Kanno Appreciation Thread

[Jiro]

Well, Mister Wolf Kanno is one of my only friends here... he ranks up with Rye, Cuch, and Del Murder. He is a truly inspiring individual. As a matter of fact, I am currently writing a story about him, entitled "The Man Who Saved Sex." Of course, this isn't the place to advertise such a thing.

Kanno is frightening only if you are weak in constitution. He's lovable and furry, and he knows a lot about Square Enix because he eats Square Enix info for breakfast. He just rips apart Square games, memorizes them and stores info for later.

Oh, and he makes delicious Brownies. Yummers. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever ever ever say "hentai" when speaking to him or he most definitely will force you to search for it for him. that is all.

[G13]

Yeah, why scary? Nobody here is scary. Weird, yes, but not scary.

[Jiro]

I'm with RSL. I do not consider anyone here scary.
Pretty much everybody here is wierd, though.

Squeegee: Erm...nevermind.

[G13]

Originally posted by Jiro
Why does everyone think he's so bloody scary? He seemed friendly and nice to me, also open.

I heard that he was a paedophile. o_O...That spooked me.

[Jiro]

Meh does not get spooked.

[G13]

You get mad though. You got PISSED when you found out what Tonberry called you.

Otherwise, most things about people don't spook me. I also like strawmen lolol.

[Jiro]

Oh, yeah. I'm back. I would have posted a thread, but this one serves the same purpose and is already loaded down with ego-boosting praise.

Unfortunately, you're all gravely wrong. In fact, you're idiots; there's really no reason to be afraid of...Hold on.

*stabs a pregnant woman*

Oh, yeah. It's been a long time.

[G13]

I never said this
"movverfocker!!! Raise the roof, baby, SCOT STYLE!!!"

I said this

The next time I called Richard Pryor's house, he siad
"The next time that motherf****r calls your house tell him to suck my d**k"

[Jiro]

O_O

Yo, Kanno.

(Dude, I didn't see my name on there.)

[G13]

I don't see how you can find some poster at a Final Fantasy message board frightening. It's beyond me. You gotta be pretty messed up and stupid to seriously think that.

EDIT: By the way Kannoawaii, go outside. See the sun with your very own eyes...I bet it'll be just like how they portray it in Squaresoft games!

[Jiro]

*refrains from making a sarcasting comment to Mandy's last sentence*:P

EDIT: Sarcasting? I'm such a lameoid lolol

[G13]

Hey, take that talk to The Kanno Hatred Thread. It used to be EoEO. You'll have to make a new one, I think.

[Jiro]

Nice to see you back Kanno.

*Points to several Aeris threads in the VII forum*

Oh, and If I wasn't scared of you before, I am now, thanks to your avatar...

[G13]

*dies*


kanno you cared the living daylights out of me with the
thing in #boxer

!!!!!!

*dies*

[Jiro]

It amused and intrigued me how everyone kept saying how scary Kanno was. So over the last week, I've started talking to him, and I honestly don't see why anyone is "scared." He's cool, and I already consider him a friend.