What would you doo-oo-oooo?

[G13]

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

[Bunny]

I will go down on you with the fury of a thousand homos.

[Freya]

I thought I made the best chocolate chip cookies. You deck.

[G13]

I lied.

[Psychotic]

Make a post on a Final Fantasy forum.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will go down on you with the fury of a thousand homos.

Bunny wins.

[Bunny]

I will kill any man, woman, child or otherwise that stands in my way of a good cookie.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So what will you do if you go down on Eric and he doesn't give up the cookie recipe?

[Jiro]

See, if I didn't like him, I'd just kill him and take it.

[cloud_doll]

smurf smurf smurf!
But seriously give it up you're being a tease.

[Skyblade]

And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.

Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

[Rase]

I would give you a Klondike bar.

[qwertysaur]

Challenge you to a cookie bake off, because I make some cookies that will elegantly dance on your tongue in a waltz of chocolaty deliciousness.

[Hollycat]

So what, I make the most perfect linguini ever. also the best potato casserole.