What would you doo-oo-oooo?

[G13]

Yeah, but who cares about that stuff?

And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.

Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.

How could you possibly make the perfect chocolate chip cookie when I'm the only one with the recipe?

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

I already know what you would do though.

[fire_of_avalon]

I won't kick your ass.

Alternatively I'll trade you for the most perfectly perfect brownie recipe.

[Yar]

More like what am I going to do if you don't give me the recipe?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

I already know what you would do though.

You think you do, but you're highly mistaken...

[Cuchulainn]

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.

[escobert]

nothing!

[Heath]

I refuse to take it, for fear that any future cookie I have in the future would seem hollow and worthless compared to yours. And I don't have the time to make cookies every day.

[Hollycat]

I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like

[G13]

You little ! That's blasphemy and a bannable offense!

[fire_of_avalon]

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.

Oh... *swoon*

[TrollHunter]

I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like

I did the same, horribly disappointing really. I mean really, pig waste for the chocolate chips? You don't even want to know what the dough is made out of.

[Miriel]

Unless your recipe has browned butter and a tiny sprinkle of fleur de Sel, I'm pretty sure I have you beat in the chocolate chip cookie category.

I spent 4 hours making cookies today. They are so good. My cookies:



Del Murder has already eaten like, 3. But that's just because he is in fact a cookie monster.

[G13]

No, I'm sorry Miriel but those look disgusting. Del must have washed them down with a lot of milk. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would post such an unappetizing picture. I...

Who am I kidding, those look heavenly. The picture alone has moved me to tears.

[drotato]

Lol, nice. I'd like to see a better picture than that, Eric.

[Unbreakable Will]

Eric, as a friend, I can't let you provoke me. So hand over the cookie recipe before something horrible happens to you