Look, EoFF, the truth is, you're all idiots. You don't know how to decide for yourselves! When it comes to the political arena, you are all imbeciles. I had to do something, lest you vote for the wrong parties. Which you did. All of you.

The JLI would protect us from everything! They double not only as politicians, but as a law enforcement agency who are devoted to our safety. OH RESHA CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW GLORIOUS A FUTURE THIS WOULD BE?

But I digress. That meddling Jiro is correct. I rigged the elections. Just this once. Because I wanted EoFF to choose right. But it seems my evil plot has been discovered!

Little did you all know I am actually ELECTION DUDE, elite member of the Brotherhood of Elitists. I have the real Election Booth in my basement. He's got some mountain dew and some video games, he's good. But this allowed me to manipulate the elections as I willed. smurfing with vote counts is the only satisfying thing though

Anyway, I suppose this is where I'm hauled off by the coppers. So long, EoFF!