Why is richard shortened to dick? What other names are shortened weird? Like James and Jim. That doesn't even make sense. What is your least favorite shortened proper Christian Jesus H Christ Name?
I can't stand it when my clients are called Mike. It causes a short circuit in my brain and I can't understand them.
I also dislike Ambers.
James to Jim makes some sense.
James -> Jimmy -> Jim.
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I can't smurfing stand Meg. Ugh. smurfing ugh.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I started answering to Richard for a while because people call me Dik. So I convinced people my name was actually Richard. I didn't like Richard any more than I liked Dik. I prefer people just call me Dakoda or sir or your highness or something.
James -> Jamie -> Jimmy -> Jim.
Could possibly make more sense, especially if you try saying it with an accent![]()
My sister's name is Jamie![]()
Robert, Bob, Bobby, Rob, Robby, Bert
I've never understood how Jack became short for John. There's at least a few things wrong with that.
I guess it's the same thing with William being shorted to Bill, instead of Will.
William -> Will -> Bill
Richard -> Rick -> Dick
I go by Justy![]()
I figure I can shorten it later. Maybe Justin > Justy > Ju > Jew![]()