Welcome the NEW internet baby

[G13]

My good friend Will has asked me to inform you all that Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening. I'm sure they would have loved to tell you all themselves but they won't be home from the hospital until later and have bestowed this great honor upon me.

Join me in welcoming little Haiden Abigail West-Horton (smurf you Wes there's a hyphen, deal with it) into the world and the Eyes on Final Fantasy community.

[qwertysaur]

Mazel Tov.

Weight, height, blood type and 1.3 billion pictures will be coming soon, I presume.

[Raistlin]

That hyphen makes the kid 30% less cool. Sorry, but she will never make head cheerleader. And it's all your fault. And when she comes home crying because the 10-year-old boy who pulled her pigtails asked some other girl out? Also your fault.

That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

Oh right, new kid in the world. Congrats, and I hope Nikki is suitably drugged up.

[Madame Adequate]

Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

[Freya]

OMG CONGRATS GUYS! Welcome to the world little one that can't read text yet ^_^ EoFF baby!

[Bunny]

That gives me an idea: last names should instead be the parents' last named squished together. Wo/erton? Hest? Horest? The latter may potentially be appropriate, depending on her career choices.

This.

Congratulations on your time and money sink spawn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nikki pooped a baby earlier this evening.

xD You must have the weirdest concept of how babies are born.

Let the corruption begin. Wes and I are already here. Let's just get PG and Paul.

I see how it is.

[Raistlin]

He said "corruption." Not "smurfing."

[NorthernChaosGod]

According to you smurfs I don't get laid.

And I have drug connections.

[Bunny]

And I have drug connections.

Congratulations, you go to college. So do most of us.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My weed is better than yours.

[Bunny]

Colorado supply + California supply.

I have variety. You probably have guttertrash.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You have access to your dirt weed and my awesome weed, that's your variety.

[Bunny]

Boulder > San Diego as far as weed goes. Let's just be honest here.

[Jiro]

Enough drugs up in the West-Horton thread, kid's too young for that . West-Horton is a pretty smurfing awesome last name. I mean, I am fond of hyphens so that probably helps (and also means I must now battle Wes).

But 'grats to Haiden. I bet one day she will be laughing at us crusty old dudes. I bet she's probably laughing at us already

Also...

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I call dibs on godparent. smurf YOU ALL HAHAHAHA