About "Smurfing" Time!

[The Man]

This is the result of not boycotting Gnomeo & Juliet. Now we're going to be friggin' buried in garden gnomes!

I've never really liked the Smurfs. I was more into Carebears. At least their lessons in love and friendship were blatant enough for me to grasp as a child. I had no idea what the point of Smurfs was and that Gargomel or whatever was such a lame villain.
I can handle these tiny critters being blue... but why are they all male? I have the feeling even Smurfette isn't really a girl at all.

I don't care if people start bombarding my eardrums with the smurfing smurftastic smurfology of smurfs.
We're trapped in an era of idiocy where every other word out of every other person's mouth is
F-BOMB.
Personally, I'm sick of it. Hearing that word said so much for no reason other than the fact that the person saying it so stupid s/he flunked kindergarten has nearly made me sick of humanity.

So SMURF it. I don't care if every other word out of every other person's mouth is smurf. I don't. I don't give a flying monkey's butt. Let it be.
Don't worry your pretty little heads over it. Webgeeks will come up with something 10*X better than the word 'smurf.'... Seriously...

This is one of the... stranger posts I've read lately. To put it mildly.

China Miéville's latest novel, Kraken, would blow your smurfing mind. The character Collingswood can't go more than two sentences without dropping an F-bomb but the vocabulary of the novel and basically all the rest of the content is pretty much collegiate-level. Which pretty much blows that thesis dead in the water. And don't even get me started on Gravity's Rainbow.