Remon's Revelation! / April Fools? / A love story.

[Remon]

Listen to my story...
This may be my first time doing this...

So uh...here goes. Click this guy!
That's me .

Long story starts here :

I stumbled upon EoFF one day googling about final fantasy stuff. And then it struck me! Wait a second! Didn't I use to go there? So, as excited as I was, I rushed in and tried to log in. It was then that I discovered something. I had no idea what my username used to be. I was like o_O. I tried tons of usernames I used in other forums but just couldn't find it. Having changed tons of emails also didn't help. So yeah, I had no memory on name, password, or what email i had. So it was kind of impossible to find my old self. So I thought, oh whatever I'll just start out new. They probably don't remember me anyway (I'm easy to forget you know).

So yeah that's how Remon was born. I discovered that the forum had changed a bit, though to be honest I didn't remember many things. There were lots of people I didn't know, but there were also few ones that felt really familiar...AND THEN!!!

Yesterday while browsing a cactuar thread about age, I was liek : OMG WHY DONT I CHECK TEH CALENDARZ AND SEE IF MY BIRTHDAY WILL REVEAL MAI OLDD ACCOUNT???? And I did. Thank God I had made the date visible! Among the list there was a certain name... PAST PASSADO. When I saw it I instantly remembered. What a lame name it was!
So I thought : I have to tell everybody...that I love them...very much :kaocry:.
And that I'm sorry for having forgotten .
Oh Christmas, I knew you sounded familiar! I'm overwhelmed by nostalgia while I'm browsing my old usernotes (which I used to love), old posts and stuff. I was such a kid. My favorite band used to be Panic at the disco . I feel like I've time traveled, this is amazing.

I have a request though. I would like to ask the moderators to delete my old account. After all I'm Remon now ...and my old profile is kind of embarrassing.

I've been here since 2005. I'll never leave again. NEVER.

[Jiro]

Merge them, we deserve to see his old posts!

PLUS HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE?! ONLY ONE PERSON LIVES IN ALBANIA THIS IS AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE.

But seriously, nice pick up there Remon my friend. Unfortunately, however, I don't recognise past you

(probably good for both of us actually)

Here's to the continued life of Remon~

EDIT: WHO THE smurf DO I NOMINATE FOR BEST NEWBIE NOW

[Remon]

I wasn't really famous . I didn't recognize you either. Though I'm sure I heard Sir Cloud somewhere. I only remembered Christmas. I also recognized Manus for some reason .

[Psychotic]

I merged past passado into your Remon account. Ta-da. Now you get all the benefits of being both past passado and Remon.

While I'm at it - View Profile: Praetor Fayth - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums this one of yours as well?

[Remon]

NOOOO :@. What have you done ? T_T

EDIT
Oh my God!!! Praetor Fayth, where in hell did you dig that up? I think I'm going to have a heart attack today.

[Psychotic]

NOOOO :@. What have you done ? T_T

My job.

Oh my God!!! Praetor Fayth, where in hell did you dig that up? I think I'm going to have a heart attack today.

Again, this is my job.

The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of second accounts is, as opposed to most Cid's Knights, I can think like a second account, where they can only think like a Cid's Knight. Now, if one were to determine what attribute the Cid's Knights share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the second accounts share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. Michael and Warren's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult.

What a tremendously hostile world a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has a instinct for survival and preservation second to none. And that, Remon, is what a second account shares with a rat. Consequently, a Cid's Knight conducts a search of a forum suspected of hiding second accounts. Where does the hawk look? He looks at the double poster, he looks at the troll, he looks in the spammer, he looks at anyone making posts he would make. But there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to post. However, the reason Warren's brought me off my Halo Thread in General Gaming and placed me in General Chat today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats EoFFers are capable of once they abandon dignity.

(great movie, go and see it)

[Jiro]

What the smurf. No, what the smurf. Every time I come here, things flip the smurf out.

EDIT: Does this mean we have to ban Remon? Goddammit

[Remon]

What? -.-

[Timekeeper]

Hey, awesome! I think all that's pretty cool actually

EDIT: WHO THE smurf DO I NOMINATE FOR BEST NEWBIE NOW

Obviously vote for Guardian XII; if he can be a Regular and a Veteran at the same time, why not a Newbie too?

EDIT: Woah, mindsmurf.

[Psychotic]

EDIT: Does this mean we have to ban Remon? Goddammit

What? No.

[Remon]

What's going on? o_o

[Psychotic]

Jiro keeps trying to ban you, but I think I managed to talk him out of it. It was a tough sell, but I offered him the remains of my kangaroo burger and that sealed the deal.

[Remon]

Have I done something wrong? If it's about Praetor than give me a break. I was only 13 -.-. What did you expect?

[Psychotic]

It's cool, nobody is in any actual trouble, we're all friends, life will continue as normal. Everybody relax.

The thread is now about hilarious mix ups such as this thread. Or second accounts. Or how smurfing awesome the movie Inglourious Basterds is. Go!

[Jiro]

I was only kidding Remon! We love you~

Company policy is supposed to ban members who have second accounts. However most of the staff are all guilty of this anyway, so welcome to EoFF, land of hypocrisy!

I would accept that burger as payment but I know you mean after you have processed it, Psy. I do not want your up in my grillz. Fresh meat or gtfo. I guarantee if you drive to my house you will kill at least 5.