What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
(SPOILER)Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
(SPOILER)Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
Originally Posted by Timekeeper
streme Wheelie
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that video is not availeble in my country.... bad joke indeed
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
(SPOILER) Fsh
One night a drunken man was searching on the ground below a street lamp.
Two passers-by stopped and asked, "Hey what are you looking for? Need some help?"
"Sure, that'd be great." He replied drunkenly. "I dropped my car keys about two blocks back that way."
....."Well if you dropped them two blocks over why are you searching over here?"
"Oh well that's obvious. It's night time and the lighting here is way better....."
Whats green and rushes down the hill?
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Skiwi
Man walks into a bar with an Alligator on a leash. He asks the barman for two beers, one for him & one for the Alligator. Barman points towards the Alligator and says "you can't leave that lyin' there". Man says "it's not a Lion it's an Alligator".
Str8 Pimpin'
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench on a warm summer day.
The minister says "Look at all of the adorable children playing in the sun!"
The priest says "Think we can screw them?"
Replies the rabbi, "Out of what?"
It's a Rick Roll.
A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. Then he orders a drink.
YouTube - Trololol !!! for the hearing impaired !!!
I think I win.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Two friends meet after a long time :
Man 1- I got married for the third time...
Man 2 - Really? But what happened to the previous wives?
Man 1 - They died.
Man 2 - Oh how terrible. But how did they die?
Man 1 - The first wife died from drinking poison.
Man 2 - What about the other one?
Man 1 - A fracture on her skull.
Man 2 - How awful, but how did she get that?
Man 1 - She didn't want to drink the poison.
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