The Awful Joke Thread

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This will no doubt spiral into ban worthy jokes, but I'm actually shooting for awful CORNY jokes. The ones that make you wince. I'll get the ball rolling.

Two muffins are baking in the oven. The first one leans over to the second one and says, "Jeez, It's getting seriously hot in here."

The second muffin flips out and says, "Holy , a talking muffin!!"

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

(SPOILER)Snowballs.

What'd the fish yell when it couldn't swim any further upstream?

(SPOILER)Dam!!


Awful, truly awful. Let's hear 'em.

[DMKA]

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[Remon]

Those jokes aren't awful at all

[Jentleness]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

(SPOILER)Elephino

[qwertysaur]

Recipe for bad jokes.

Make a question. It can be any question.

Write an answer that is a pun using something related to what the question is about.

Dodge the objects thrown at you for making a terrible pun.

[Timekeeper]

What would you get for making a joke like qwerty suggested?

(SPOILER)Punishment!

[G13]

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign that says No Fungi, and the mushroom says "I'm not a fungi, I'm a fun guy!"

[sharkythesharkdogg]

What do vegan zombies eat?

(SPOILER)gggrrraaaiinnnss

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(SPOILER)ground beef

ohhhh, you people know some awful jokes. I'm impressed.

and nauseated.

[Shaibana]

what is red and makes the phone ring when you smash it against a wall?

(SPOILER)
Coinsidence

[Hollycat]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
(SPOILER)a stick
what do you get when you mix a plane, a ferrari, and a kitteh?
(SPOILER) a flying car-pet

[|-THE redmage-|]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
(SPOILER)because it was dead

[Bunny]

(SPOILER)http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2968925

[Jiro]

I want those anti jokes to show up, like the orange head guy.

[Vermachtnis]

A seal walks into a club.

[TrollHunter]

Two blondes walk into a bar, you think one of them would've seen it.