Hoes in different area codes

[blackmage_nuke]

Some Knighting, you guys didnt even hold a giant competition to induct him

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Yeah this just proves how far off the map I am. What in the seven blue hells of Indonesia is a Cid's Knight on this forum? Like a moderator intern? Jiro, do you have to get Shlup raisin bagels, and spiced chai lattes now?

[Jiro]

Hypo, it took Jiro almost 7 years to get knighted. You still have like 6 years to go!

7 years and a lot of condoms.

Actually Bunny I didn't use any

[Bunny]

If you were a woman, I'd call you a whore.

I think a brofist will suffice though.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

A brofist where though?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yesssssss, another one of my friends on staff.

[Freya]

What I've learned from this thread:

Everyone thinks Dak is their friend and plans on trying to use him in his new position.

Man Jiro, you have a lot of friends xD

[Jiro]

How do you think I got to this point? YOU'RE ALL PAWNS

[theundeadhero]

Oh, you poor boy. I feel so sorry for you

[Yar]

I don't understand how Loony BoB could approve of a racist like Jiro becoming a CK.

[Citizen Bleys]

You have heard BoB tell jokes, right?

[Bunny]

Nonsense, BoB is a robot programmed for pie charts and graphs only.

[LunarWeaver]

Good for you, kiddo!

[Jiro]

I don't understand how Loony BoB could approve of a racist like Jiro becoming a CK.

I take offence to that. You also forget that I'm a homophobe. It's funny how one of my best friends is a gay black man, but I'm definitely a homophobic racist.

[The Man]

congrats dood