There's some stairs at uni and every time I walk up and down them I wonder if I look like an idiot. I've taken to sitting at a table nearby and watching people walk up and down the stairs. It's a little bit creepy, but I'm curious. Do you do anything interesting in your ascent or descent of stairs?

I have a mega elongated step when I reach the top. It's ridiculous. I also walk down stairs slowly if I'm not in a hurry, like I'm the Big Bad entering the scene at a dramatic moment.

If this is a boring topic, then tell us a story about stairs. Everybody's fallen down/up them before!