Haven't had one of these for a while. Have you seen someone who looks like an EoFFer? Have you asked them if they were such-and-such off Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I saw this guy at uni who reminded me a whole damn lot of Guardian XIII. However, he was completely inferior in every way so I knew it wasn't the man himself.
I also saw a Linus look-a-like once. I wanted to steal his car; the car we got for him. Obviously it wasn't him though, so I didn't have to worry.
You fail if you talk about that time you met an EoFFer. Smartass mothersmurfers who don't live in Australia.