Freakazoid

[Shiny]

I was sitting here on my computer, and the glare from the screen reflected my freakishly long arms.

This is a self-portrait:




What on your body is freakish? Please don't/do go into detail.

[Jessweeee♪]

The teeth in the front of my bottom row are so crooked and jagged it's not even funny!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Double-jointed in my shoulder blades. I can make it look like I'm about to sprout wings.

[kotora]

I'm so good looking it creeps people out.

[Shlup]

My toes are long.

[fire_of_avalon]

My second and third toe are both longer than my big toe.

[Timekeeper]

I also have 'spaghetti arms'.

[NorthernChaosGod]

One testicle hangs lower than the other.

[rubah]

My body is Venusian.

[Yar]

Julian: That's normal.

Shiny: I'm Justy Left-Eye Lopes

[Jiro]

There is a cavity in my chest where I imagine you humans have your "hearts".

I can rotate just the lower part of my leg so that my right foot faces right and my knee faces forwards.

I can and do crack my neck/shoulders/knees quite violently. People think I am breaking bones occasionally.

I'm pretty normal, yo

[Bunny]

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

[Jiro]

Multiple dicks huh

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian: That's normal.

That's the joke.

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

[Bunny]

Is there something wrong with that? Isn't that... normal?

What the hell.