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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    I just warned you but you band me in retaliation. Damnit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    It's a closed fist, Paul... *confused*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
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    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    It's a closed fist, Paul... *confused*
    It's also a stationary smurfing computer monitor. Jesus christ Julian, suspend your disbelief. Do you have no imagination? Come with me to a far away magical land of rainbows, unicorns, and Bunny's hand reaching through your computer to give your johnson a friendly handshake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    It's a closed fist, Paul... *confused*
    It's also a stationary smurfing computer monitor. Jesus christ Julian, suspend your disbelief. Do you have no imagination? Come with me to a far away magical land of rainbows, unicorns, and Bunny's hand reaching through your computer to give your johnson a friendly handshake.
    I have a vivid imagination and now I'm blind.

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    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post

    I have a vivid imagination and now I'm blind.
    Once again, I am upset by my inability to assign reputation to PG when I can do so to everyone else. Staffers, why do you hate asians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
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    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    It's a closed fist, Paul... *confused*
    It's also a stationary smurfing computer monitor. Jesus christ Julian, suspend your disbelief. Do you have no imagination? Come with me to a far away magical land of rainbows, unicorns, and Bunny's hand reaching through your computer to give your johnson a friendly handshake.
    I have a vivid imagination and now I'm blind.
    That's what happens when you fap too much. That and hairy palms. Surely you noticed the hair?


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    Only minor textual alterations are needed in order to punch people in the face over the internet


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    All this fisting going on is making me feel sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justy View Post
    All this fisting going on is making me feel sick.
    You never do it right away. I usually start with two fingers (because anybody can handle that) then I form a funnel with my hand.

    Then I bend my fingers and ...wait I get it.

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    Why are you discriminating against us hoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    I put another part of my anatomy on there, so thanks for the tug job. Now I don't feel so lonely
    It's a closed fist, Paul... *confused*
    It's also a stationary smurfing computer monitor. Jesus christ Julian, suspend your disbelief. Do you have no imagination? Come with me to a far away magical land of rainbows, unicorns, and Bunny's hand reaching through your computer to give your johnson a friendly handshake.
    That sounds like you're going to roofie me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    Why are you discriminating against us hoes?
    I'm not discriminating against them. You just shouldn't fist hoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    Why are you discriminating against us hoes?
    I'm not discriminating against them. You just shouldn't fist hoes.
    yeah the sharp blades on the common garden hoe means fisting them could get painful.

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