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Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
You don't really think that's going to work, do you?
(SPOILER) 00100110 maybe 00100110
Riiiiight. You realize that taking advice from me on how to become staff is kind of like taking advice from Fred Phelps on not being insane? I mean, sure, I used to be one of them, but that was so long ago the primary language on the forums was Latin, and today the only reason I'm not the staff's most hated heckler is because I haven't managed to kill WesLY yet. The best way to ensure you never, ever get promoted around here is to have me or WesLY (or both) in your corner. You'd be better off getting an endorsement from Adolf Hitler, Slobodan Milosevich, and Saddam Hussein* delivered in the form of a singing telegram doing a song so horrible that even John Denver sounds good by comparison.

*albeit only because they're dead and everybody loves zombies. If not for that, the Hitler-Milosevich-Hussein trio vs me or WesLY would be a photo finish in a race of utter .