Haaaaaaaaaaalp

[qwertysaur]

HATE?

[Citizen Bleys]

You don't really think that's going to work, do you?

(SPOILER) 00100110 maybe 00100110

Riiiiight. You realize that taking advice from me on how to become staff is kind of like taking advice from Fred Phelps on not being insane? I mean, sure, I used to be one of them, but that was so long ago the primary language on the forums was Latin, and today the only reason I'm not the staff's most hated heckler is because I haven't managed to kill WesLY yet. The best way to ensure you never, ever get promoted around here is to have me or WesLY (or both) in your corner. You'd be better off getting an endorsement from Adolf Hitler, Slobodan Milosevich, and Saddam Hussein* delivered in the form of a singing telegram doing a song so horrible that even John Denver sounds good by comparison.

*albeit only because they're dead and everybody loves zombies. If not for that, the Hitler-Milosevich-Hussein trio vs me or WesLY would be a photo finish in a race of utter .

[Heath]

I'm not convinced the staff would hate you, even with your heckling, if you killed Raistlin.

[Raistlin]

Let's see, if Bleys killed me... Shlup would be too busy missing me. Foa would fine someone else to threaten with horrible pain. Rantzien would comment on how quiet EoEO is. And then Del would name the date after my death on EoFF's calendar. With pictures of balloons.

I mean, sure, I used to be one of them, but that was so long ago the primary language on the forums was Latin, and today the only reason I'm not the staff's most hated heckler is because I haven't managed to kill WesLY yet.

I haven't really done much since 2006, to be honest. Except for last year's April Fool prank, of course, but I think most of the staff blames Del for that more than me.

[Jiro]

I wasn't a hater but I still got the job

[Citizen Bleys]

You people aren't very good at reading between the lines, are you? Let me repeat what I said, with all of the unnecessary words removed:

kill WesLY

kill WesLY

kill WesLY

[Jiro]

Where do I sign?

[The Man]

295

also, smurfin' signed

[NorthernChaosGod]

I saw, Bleys. But you haven't succeeded so far, so who cares?

[qwertysaur]

I wasn't a hater but I still got the job

remember, there is a key difference between hate and HATE.

[Remon]

309
We're not gonna make it

[Jiro]

310

We'll make it if PG pulls his weight

[Peegee]

I have like 8 dummy accounts. do i need more?

[Jiro]

That should be sufficient, I suppose xD

[Jentleness]

I voted for you, rubah :catsmile: