does the description on the mint eggs bother anyone else? Anytime I read it, I just think "ARGH YOU USE "were" IN THE CONDITIONAL VOICE YOU SELF-ABSORBED DIMWIT"
because the impression I've gotten from visiting the dragcave fora is that this TJ dude is kinda a jerk. But whatevs.

AS THOUGH IT WERE SHY.

WERE WERE WERE

WERE