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Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
Stop being old farts.
Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.

As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.
smurf. You win.
Wherefore must I be curs'd only to minister
To congregations held in deafen'd pits?

Of elements, sir, a doctor of physic did once explain
That all the Earth is province elemental
Sure and steady as the stone wall foursome
Holding up our own roof
Our traffic unmarred by thy rough and idle chatter
And the complexion of the element
In favour's like the force that ties the room

O, a muse of fire the first element,
Airy breath the second
Though this wind may well be yours for all you flap your tongue,
O wind of misery
Thou hast no wings, and,
Liable to plunge,
You fit not fowl, though foul your interruption
Fished for facts, though fish you cannot be,
So water, elemental third, you are not.
Of earth, no woman left on earth will have thee,
Nor tend thy barren hearth and home
So walk the plains like to a lonely dragon
I care not