Some facts I probably won't use for that other gig:

  • I have run against the fastest Australian of all time
  • The day after I got my license I ran over Timekeeper
  • My spine collapsed in on itself one day and I was pretty much paralysed
  • I save the best food for last
  • I have a metabolism so good that I can eat ridiculous amounts of food and not gain weight
  • I always keep my wallet in my left pocket