I am covered in scars. Several are from a tree and one is from a dog. Nearly severed my middle finger tendon. That would've been the end of ol' PG

I am pathologically lazy but completely capable of learning quickly. Just ask yarbles - I taught him statistics despite not having learned it prior to yesterday. Related: I want to tutor children in mathematics

I have a terrible memory that only activates after approximately 2 months. Everything from mundane details to drunken ramblings are recalled

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