Attention all forum goers.

[Remon]

I'm an oldie too then XD.

[Hollycat]

I'm an oldie too then XD.

Remon, anyone who acts only slightly more maturely than I cannot be an oldbie

[Shaibana]

.. ... .. ... .. i still dont understand

Best get used to that, son.

daughter*

[TrollHunter]

No, I would expect you to die Mr. Bond.

The quote is "No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die." You have butchered it. You know what you must do. *leaves sword on the ground*

Oooooh Seppuku is always fun to watch!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm pretty sure I actually left and came back.

[Psychotic]

You're all bragging about this like it's somehow become a good thing to become an oldbie. Raistlin is the Arch-Oldbie. Look at him. Just look at him. That is what you're all clamouring to become? I'm going to destroy this forum to save it from itself.

[escobert]

According to this post,

The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.

I am now qualified for Oldbie status. This means I'm allowed to slink into an annoyed disposition with the "cesspool" that is or is not the Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums. My disposition from now on shall be pissy at any questioning of me and I shall recruit a legion of doom of followers to declare war on the forums administrators and staff until the one ring is cast back into the fires of mount doom I am banned. Of course my legion will only be the most elitest members of the forum as chosen by me, Goldenboko.

Signups start today, don't miss out on this grand opportunity to be allowed to live!

PS: I hate you all. Except you. You know who you are.

We all hate you

[Agent Proto]

No one should aim to become like Raistlin when it comes to being an oldbie. For one, he's damn proud of the fact, so much that everyone is a newbie to him.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're all bragging about this like it's somehow become a good thing to become an oldbie. Raistlin is the Arch-Oldbie. Look at him. Just look at him. That is what you're all clamouring to become? I'm going to destroy this forum to save it from itself.

Please do.

[theundeadhero]

go away <s>goldenboko</s> pretty much everyone in this thread that now thinks they're oldbies..

[Jiro]

You have my sword

[Raistlin]

You're all bragging about this like it's somehow become a good thing to become an oldbie. Raistlin is the Arch-Oldbie. Look at him. Just look at him.

[Hollycat]

You have my sword

And my Bow

[Laddy]

I would say "And my axe," but I'd be a real ty dwarf.

[Jiro]

You can be Boromir then Laddy just don't die on us