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    What songs did you like when you were too young to realize they weren't really appropriate?

    When I was like twelve my favorite song was Green Day's Longview. I'd pop in my Dookie cassette as my mom drove and be all "Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise!" My poor mother.

    When I was smaller I'd be riding around on my Big Wheel all "Rollin' down the street smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice, yeeeaaahh..." I love juice!

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    Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!

    Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea!

    and I know that I'm not too young but if anyone has heard It's Not Fair by Lily Allen, well, that's what every girl in the UK would sing at the time it was out. Rather disturbing hearing twelve year olds sing along to it in the bus. :S
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    Pretty much all the music I listened to. My parents got me into classic rock/metal from an early age.

    Led Zeppelin has some pretty sexual lyrics from time to time.
    Oh, shake for me, girl
    I wanna be your backdoor man
    (inappropriate moaning)


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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Pretty much all the music I listened to. My parents got me into classic rock/metal from an early age.
    Yeah, mine too. My mom wasn't to keen on me listening to that stuff or watching mature shows, but my dad was like "she's a baby, she doesn't even know English." xD

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    Neither of my parents cared what I listened to until I started listening to Eminem in middle school. I would even go around singing the lines and I think they just gave each other knowing looks.

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    You want different positions
    to keep your love-life successful
    and you want a happy ending
    with lots of stud potential
    reliable and perpetual
    without being distasteful, oh wee

    My papa says it's not the size
    nor the way it's looking, it's the way it moves
    on stiletto shoes - papa sure improves
    but I bet he's just tryin' to be commercial

    So let me say something simple to you
    before we get to do the do: Baby I love you
    that takes care of that, you can take off your hat
    You and me gotta be the lucky few

    There's a tourist in the city
    that went and lost his lady
    on purpose if you ask me
    He'll have to find a reason
    to cover up the treason
    meanwhile let's hope the night never ends (2x)
    'cos mad love's coming, I know mad love is coming
    Mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming

    Mad mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming

    Out on the corner - city boy routine
    Right on the border of enemy territory
    This is how far you've come, this is how far you've gone
    There's a fool's moon out, makin' me shout

    and it's cruel cruel - street's a mean school
    Too many blows - below the belt, you know
    This is how far you've come, this is how far you've gone
    There's a fool's moon out, makin' me shout
    Mad love is comin', not too soon
    on beds that sail outta the blue
    Mad love is comin', all day through
    who's afraid of that romance is doomed

    Mad love's comin', all over your walls
    Into your life, it creepy crawls
    This is how far you've come, this is how far you've gone
    There's a fool's moon out, makin' me shout
    LOVED this song. Realized pretty soon that it was slightly too sexy. Realized just now while looking it up that it was even worse than I remembered! (I never noticed the line 'all over your walls' before)

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    I also loved both those songs when I was like ten, Shulppykins.

    And "Red Light Special" by TLC
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Yeah, I'm with Shlup on singing along to Green Day lyrics of masturbation and the like at a young age.
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    I listened to Def Leppard and ZZ Top from the age of birth until now.

    My favorite ZZ Top song as a kid was Tube Snake Boogie. I was maybe five or so and would sit in the yard singing it. I'm surprised the neighbors didn't lose their minds.

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    I have horrible visions of myself singing along to Spice Girls' "2 Become 1" as a kid. I had no idea what the damn song was about.



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    Too Close by Next. I'm pretty sure I remember skating to this song when I was a kid. I didn't realize until a few years ago that it's about boners. The whole thing is boners.


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    ^ That one

    I seriously had no idea it was about erections until last year when someone explained it to me. -_- Then again I never heard the words right when I was younger so it was entirely different song when I was singing it.

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    I went through a 'rap phase', so I listened to a lot of inappropriate stuff, Eminem and Nelly come to mind. Also I was into Korn, Limp Bizkit and other nu metal bands when I was fairly young as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I have horrible visions of myself singing along to Spice Girls' "2 Become 1" as a kid. I had no idea what the damn song was about.
    I've only just realised what it's about... Oh how adulthood changes everything :[
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoeberto View Post
    Too Close by Next. I'm pretty sure I remember skating to this song when I was a kid. I didn't realize until a few years ago that it's about boners. The whole thing is boners.
    For some reason this song just reminded me now of "Freak Me" by Silk. I was about fifteen and it didn't exactly make it so you didn't know what you were singing about, but ahahahahaha, inappropriate. A girl (a model, no less) introduced me to this song when she had a crush on me. I would later turn her down - she smoked.
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