So apparently I'm gay

[G13]

Yar says only gay dudes wear boxer briefs.

I like the way they make my bulge seem like it's saying "Hello world!"

He also says V-necks are strictly a gay thing, so strike number two. I almost bought some at Wal-Mart today. But I'm trying to covertly show off the one chest hair I found today!

It's a fashion faux pas apparently, though I do live in the part of the world those seem to be most prominent. Seattle? Portland!? It was only a matter of time before Spokane fell too.

Discuss "poor fashion" choices your friends pointed out to you that you briefly entertained a notion of fixing, but then got distracted by other stuff like the war on terror, or gas prices, or focusing on the fact that after 22 years of life you can only grow one chest hair.

Edit: Also, Raistlin smurfs dudes.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dude, you want some of my chest hair? I have plenty to spare.

[Jiro]

I have two chest hairs, so I am twice as masculine as you!

Apparently wearing skinny jeans makes me a bit but they make my ass and legs look banging.

My dad keeps making fun of me for wearing lens-less glasses but he's a long-haired hobo-beared biker so I don't really care about his opinion on fashion.

[Raistlin]

You forgot the "I smurf dudes" part.

[NorthernChaosGod]

...your dad sounds awesome, Dak.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Boxer-briefs are sexy and comfortable. Yars doesn't know what he is talking about there. However, the deeper the V-neck the more gay you are, or that's my theory. Personally, I prefer crew necks anyways.

[Yar]

Boxer-briefs are sexy and comfortable.

QED

Also, skinny jeans on men has never been fashionable and I will fight any emo pussies that disagree.

[Jiro]

Boxer-briefs are sexy and comfortable.

QED

I don't think there's any denying this fact now.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Slim fighting jeans are nice, skinny jeans are too hipster for my taste. I have a certain loathing for the hipster look, especially on guys. With girls it is actually nice but with most guys? Barf.

[blackmage_nuke]

People say suspenders are dumb but they make me feel like my pants are floating. Belts feel like someone is strangling your waist.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't wear skinny jeans, I have muscles in my legs. I do like slim straight fit though.

Also, I actually have one V-neck shirt. I got it at Macy's for like $10 so smurf you guys.

[Jiro]

I can't wear skinny jeans, I have muscles in my legs.

Implying I don't? I will kick a hole in your face, my legs are dangerous. That's what being a top quality runner does to you, baby.

PS I love you forever Julian

[Yar]

Slim straight fits are okay, but a $10 v-neck? Oh Julian, you know I love a penny-pinching queerbate.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Implying I don't? I will kick a hole in your face, my legs are dangerous. That's what being a top quality runner does to you, baby.

PS I love you forever Julian

Yeah, pretty much. My legs are massive, maybe I'll show you one day.

Slim straight fits are okay, but a $10 v-neck? Oh Julian, you know I love a penny-pinching queerbate.

Haha, it was on clearance. I think it looks bitchin'. /smug

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Us gays are pretty bitchin' so...