Deeper the V-neck the gayer you are? the worst offenders are the guys who wear scallop necked tops. I will quite happily wear a simple v-neck t-shirt if it suits the rest of the outfit but a scallop neck shirt? The scallop neck is acceptable in two situations only; 1) you're a girl, you have good boobs and intend to show them off a little whilst still maintaining decorum. 2) you're a dude and you're openly confessing you like munching on cock more than the idea of anything else on Earth.
Boxer Briefs make you gay now whut? LOL! Ok seriously what then are we meant to wear? Sometimes it's unacceptable to go commando and I'd have thought Y-fronts are even more "homosexual"
Like Julian, I cannot wear skinny fit jeans, I have muscles there and that kinda means no if I wore skinny jeans then I'd have thunder thighs. Then again skinny fit jeans do not appear to be comfortable to me at allI don't like the look of guys in skinny fit jeans, sometimes it suits them like when my colleagues Robbie or Jimmy do it but then Robbie and Jimmy are complete anorexic skeletons with no muscles to their body, if they wore baggier jeans I think I'd laugh at them. Personally I prefer boot cut jeans but then thats because when winter rolls around I wear cowboy boots or the similar to keep my legs warm.