Michael Bay did direct The Rock as well as the Bad Boy films. Whether that makes up for what he later did is questionable but some degree of respect is deserved.
Yeah, I agree. It's like comparing Arsene Wenger to Kenny Dalglish.
I HATE Michael Bay! Here's a gallery of my pain.
Me watching The Rock:
This is me and I'm not too pleased about Armaggedon:
Here I am enjoying Pearl Harbor:
Here's me watching Transformers:
This is me and some friends when Revenge of the Fallen came out. They were pretty pleased.
Here I am, complaining to a very handsome usher at the cinema, asking for my money back. He told me to piss off.
Imagining Wenger asking for money back like that at the cinema made me lol xD
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I actually like the fact that not everyone takes themselves so seriously that every film has to be The Black Swan or Schindler's List to be considered worthy of substancial profit.
I mean the first Transformers was alright but the second one was probably one of the worst films I've ever seen, but I still sat back in the theater with my friends and a few mixed drinks and had a blast.
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I like Kung-Fu.
Yep, he directed the action in the original Transformers so well that I couldn't tell one visually incoherent machines ass from another. Seriously, any talent the man had dried up years ago and I have absolutely no problem saying that the action in both Transformers was at least every bit as incoherent as the last two Bourne films, Quantum of Solace, and everything else to utilize quick cuts and shaky cameras lately. Although that may actually be a bit generous since the Transformers in those movies are so poorly designed visually that they're hard to tell apart in actions scenes. Less mechanical mess and stronger silhouettes would have helped tremendously, but that's getting way off topic.
As for Arnie, I'm iffy about another Terminator movie in general, and moreso about him trying to play a Terminator what, 26 or 27 years later? He past his prime quite some time ago and the only way I see this even remotely working is if he's playing a character other than a Terminator. But that'd still be wierd to me, even if it was something like him playing the human template for the Terminator model.
I would have conceded that point up to Revenge of the Fallen. What the hell were 2/3's of those explosions even for?!?!
You're simple. Really though, if that's you're deal, here's the most relevant to you series Bay has directed. They fit him perfectly. Babes? check. Cars? check. Helicopters and Planes? check. Explosions? check. Story? .........do explosions count?
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I'll give you The Rock. Bad Boys.....it wasn't bad. Just a middle of the road buddy cop, action flick.
I actually liked T4 (T3 sucked though). I'm not really excited about Arnold coming back. He's way old and probably out of shape. What they could do is use images from T1 and T2 to make a digital Arnold and just have him do the voice over.
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Someone actually said a Michael Bay film was better than any of the Bourne movies? Michael Bay's films could only be compared to that series in the same sentence if you were talking about the blood stained excrement that a Bourne film passed after being forced to sit through a Michael Bay movie... And even then it would be a long, complicated sentence.
Yeah, because what I was saying there was 'summer blockbusters and action films are all bad, everything should be arthouse cinema'
And if I want action or a stereotypical popcorn movie, I'll watch Die Hard or Con Air or The Dark Knight or the first two Terminator films etc, I won't watch Transformers 2 as its offensive and just plain awful on every level.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
That's a negative Ghost Writer. I love a good action flick. It doesn't have to be crazy deep and artsy to be good.
The first two Terminators had a good story to get me interested, and engaging actors/actresses to flesh it out. Who doesn't like the original Star Wars trilogy?
Then you have films like Death Race 2000. They will only become popular 20 years from now when they're considered campy and retro. Just like the original Death Race.
Its this way with all good movies:
shrek 1- awesome
shrek 2- ok...
shrek 3- wth, this is the same bad guy from the last one...
shrek 4- ..... ..... wtf. refund please
spiderman- ok, this is watchable.
spiderman 2- this is ok, not bad
spiderman 3- OE , how is even remotely good????
pirates otc- great film
pirates 2 .... ok, not bad at all
pirates 3.... actually this isnt a good example, this is a great film too.
you see what I mean though
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