Yar says only gay dudes wear boxer briefs.

I like the way they make my bulge seem like it's saying "Hello world!"

He also says V-necks are strictly a gay thing, so strike number two. I almost bought some at Wal-Mart today. But I'm trying to covertly show off the one chest hair I found today!

It's a fashion faux pas apparently, though I do live in the part of the world those seem to be most prominent. Seattle? Portland!? It was only a matter of time before Spokane fell too.

Discuss "poor fashion" choices your friends pointed out to you that you briefly entertained a notion of fixing, but then got distracted by other stuff like the war on terror, or gas prices, or focusing on the fact that after 22 years of life you can only grow one chest hair.

Edit: Also, Raistlin smurfs dudes.