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Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
I'd rather compete with a dwarf than a sperm whale.
It's not the size of the boat but the way you float it

Ahhh nautical references whilst talking about smurfing a mermaid, can this thread get any better? I think not.
Can't churn butter with a toothpick, holmes.