Yeah, but Ariel hung out in the ocean all the smurfing time. There are whales in the ocean. Snow White hung out with seven midgets.
Think about it.
Yeah, but Ariel hung out in the ocean all the smurfing time. There are whales in the ocean. Snow White hung out with seven midgets.
Think about it.
Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Have you read the original version of The little mermaid?Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
The way she gets legs is a lot more direct and painful.
pray tell what was this painful way?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
(SPOILER)Her tail is cut in half, right down the middle. After it heals whenever she walks it feels like she is walking on swords, and her feet bleed.
I've heard girls say that "beauty is pain" or whatever but that's ridiculous. I like the Disney version better. And since that page was about Disney Princesses, we should be safe from constant nagging over how much pain she's in. Wait, isn't she also mute? How perfect can she be!? Although sometimes a little sound can be nice, with a face and a body like that, I think I'd manage. I learned sign language a long time ago and although I've forgotten it all, I can learn it again! I still know how to say 'dickhead' (that is, if the sign from a fairly serious movie I once saw was correct).
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
streme Wheelie
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I'm fairly certain people would understand that one gesture.
I'd rather compete with a dwarf than a sperm whale.Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
It's not the size of the boat but the way you float itI'd rather compete with a dwarf than a sperm whale.Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
Ahhh nautical references whilst talking about smurfing a mermaid, can this thread get any better? I think not.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Miriel posting pictures of food.
Can't churn butter with a toothpick, holmes.It's not the size of the boat but the way you float itI'd rather compete with a dwarf than a sperm whale.Bah, if she has new legs she must have new lady parts
Ahhh nautical references whilst talking about smurfing a mermaid, can this thread get any better? I think not.
You guys disgust me...
And why is that?
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Wait, what? But you're TSoL!
If size is that big a concern I'm surprised you're not going for Tinkerbell, she's looking fiiine.
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