Sweet Fancy Moses

[Unbreakable Will]

I can understand you being weirded out if she described gross details about her period, but, if she didn't, then PSHHHHHHHHHHHH.

One of my pet peeves is guys acting jittery when girls mention their periods, as if it's too gruesome of a thought to bear. Like it's taboo. Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just wanted to bring that up! :kaoangry:

No no, regular period talk I can handle. This was some seriously nasty detail that haunts my dreams.

And Julian, stop being so strange. I raised you better than that.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm older than you.

[Unbreakable Will]

Don't you get me started on my time travelling smurf fest. You do not wanna go there.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You leave Misfits out of this. And neither of them have the power to rewind time.

[Unbreakable Will]

Well smurf. You win again.

[Hollycat]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well smurf. You win again.

Damn straight I do. /smug

But I'll give you points for using a gif of Nathan, he rules.

[Unbreakable Will]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.

O_o

[Jiro]

It could be worse.

[Shattered Dreamer]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.

Was she hot?

I'm not a fan of people I barely know telling me personal things or asking me personal question but whats just as disgusting is strangers taking really loud about gross things on public transport. I was sitting on a bus in Dublin & these 2 skangers (or chavs if you're so inclined) were taking about how one of them was having sex while on her period & had to burn the bed sheets there was such a mess. I mean why oh why do you wish other people to know something that gross

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

It's time to get a new friend.

Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

[qwertysaur]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

It's time to get a new friend.

Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

That's disgusting.
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

[Jiro]

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

This is my favourite of your ideas. Just tell me when it's going to happen so I can leave the room and not witness it.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

It's time to get a new friend.

Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

That's disgusting.
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?

[Shorty]

This thread is making me sick.