Sweet Fancy Moses

[qwertysaur]

That's disgusting.
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?

No, I'm saying just don't do that at all.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

It's time to get a new friend.

Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

That's disgusting.
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?

If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.

[Hollycat]

THis is now officially the strangest thread in EoFF

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.

I just laughed and puked at the same time

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

Instead of booze, how about some zip-lock bags full of goat urine? I need it to soak my bunions and cure my athlete's foot.

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.

Well I think that takes the weird TMI cake.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

Instead of booze, how about some zip-lock bags full of goat urine? I need it to soak my bunions and cure my athlete's foot.

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.

I would if I knew where some goats were.

[Timekeeper]

The more I read, the weirder it became, brilliant!

I know a few people who generally tell me things that I don't want to here, but I don't recall any particular stories, as I don't think my brain wants me to

Also, take qwerty's advice, don't eat your warts, they're rather contagious...

[Jiro]

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.

Well if it works, it works.