Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.
Well I think that takes the weird TMI cake.