Should America declare May 1st a Holiday?

[nik0tine]

I think so. I think the first of May should hereafter be referred to as "National Masturbation Day" in honor of the heroic events in Pakistan. This will help a healing nation to stand up, it's people to put things aside and for everyone to move on and not be embarrassed anymore. The taboo is gone. You are now free to masturbate around the country.

[Shlup]

I... kind of like this.

[qwertysaur]

Well there already are dances around the maypole on that day.

[NeoCracker]

I could not yes harder then I am yessing right now.

[DMKA]

I approve.

[Jiro]

unf unf

[NorthernChaosGod]

fap fap fap

[Bunny]

I disagree because I do not want thoughts of NCG masturbating to ruin my day.

[Jessweeee♪]

But what about May Day? D:

[qwertysaur]

But what about May Day? D:

Well there already are dances around the maypole on that day.

[Jessweeee♪]

I like waking up to find candy in my shoes, I don't want Osama to ruin that too!

[Jiro]

What else did he ruin?

[Jessweeee♪]

Airports!

[qwertysaur]

My sister was on one of the planes that was going to be blown up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I disagree because I do not want thoughts of NCG masturbating to ruin my day.

I'm [jiro]playing with fire[/jiro]. Your move.