Should America declare May 1st a Holiday?

[Pheesh]

Can we still masturbate all the other days as well? And would it promote masturbation in social settings?

[Jiro]

The conservative part of me wants to shout "EWWW" and close this thread but ee raises some good points.

[Loony BoB]

I'm usually against moving threads between GC & EoEO, but if the OP isn't suited to EoEO rules then yeah. *move*

[Unbreakable Will]

fap fap fap

[Jiro]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.

[qwertysaur]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.

Banning BoB is like dividing by zero. Weird stuff will start to happen, and the forums would likely implode and explode at the same time.

[Bowser]

I think I have a new favorite holiday..

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can we still masturbate all the other days as well? And would it promote masturbation in social settings?

So... circle jerks?

[Pheesh]

I was thinking being able to whip it out at work...but whatever floats your boat.

[Madame Adequate]

Signed.

Edit: But BoB, this still isn't in EoEO? I thought you said you moved it to where discussion of such a serious topic was more appropriate.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was thinking being able to whip it out at work...but whatever floats your boat.

I don't know about your, but I don't really considering whacking it under your desk to be all that social.

[Peegee]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.

Banning BoB is like dividing by zero. Weird stuff will start to happen, and the forums would likely implode and explode at the same time.

'tenet' ? or did you really want to say tenant?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Maybe he's talking about building residents.

[Hollycat]

What else did he ruin?

health care
the economy
insurance programs
just about everything

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'll be all for this if somebody manages to invent anti blister plasters like the ones for your feet for hands & wangs