Sweet Fancy Moses

[Unbreakable Will]

Some people are way too open with people they just met. Case in point-
Just started at my new job a month ago and the women there have already decided to talk to me about female problems and their breast size. The latter I don't mind so much but I really don't want to hear about your bleeding.

Have you ever had people be uncomfortably open with you? Tell us a story.

[qwertysaur]

A friend of mine has a sister who told me in depth how refreshing it is to finally get through constipation and how a certain laxative was her best friend. Also to avoid their other sisters bedroom because there are used sex toys buried everywhere.

We had just met and I was eating dinner.

[Unbreakable Will]

That's horrific!

[qwertysaur]

That's horrific!

She later invited us to watch porn with her. She even made popcorn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You people meet weird people. I'm going to assume you two are also weird and attract weird.

[qwertysaur]

"normal" people are boring.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.

So I was at this "party" for the pre-med students at UCSD when we decided to play some card game requiring more than one deck. The "problem" came when the only other deck was full of naked dudes (we were at a girl's apartment). Half the girls and all the guys (other than me) started bitching saying they didn't want to play anymore and I told them to man the smurf up and nearly whipped out my dick. I was stopped because these were the friends of one of my friends.

[Unbreakable Will]

"normal" people are boring.

Indeed!

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.

So I was at this "party" for the pre-med students at UCSD when we decided to play some card game requiring more than one deck. The "problem" came when the only other deck was full of naked dudes (we were at a girl's apartment). Half the girls and all the guys (other than me) started bitching saying they didn't want to play anymore and I told them to man the smurf up and nearly whipped out my dick. I was stopped because these were the friends of one of my friends.

So... you were the weirdo in all this?

[Jiro]

I find it hard to believe you turned down a chance to whip it out dude

[Marshall Banana]

I can understand you being weirded out if she described gross details about her period, but, if she didn't, then PSHHHHHHHHHHHH.

One of my pet peeves is guys acting jittery when girls mention their periods, as if it's too gruesome of a thought to bear. Like it's taboo. Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just wanted to bring that up! :kaoangry:

[Shlup]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.

Aaaaaaand I'm officially out of this thread forever.

[Marshall Banana]

I didn't even see that post.

Geez! That's...

[qwertysaur]

I missed that post too. That's beyond nasty.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.

So... you were the weirdo in all this?

I already said that, sweet cheeks.

I find it hard to believe you turned down a chance to whip it out dude

I nearly had it out when my friend hit me. I should have hit back with it now that I think about it. Needless to say, I am not allowed back to hang out with those people.